@ " ♪ keeps me trim and toned and ab to walk on a malu beach like this. it's called the malibu pilates and it's liknothing you've eveseen or done before >> from san lucci and thy renker it the malibu pilates chair, the revolutionary new lates machine that lifts, fis, sculs, and burns for a slim and sexy mali body.

>> even ough the chair has pilates inhe name you don't need to know anything aut pilates. malibu pilates combines the sculpting power of pilates with user-friendly cardio exercises for fat burninresults you won't believe. and we'll pre it using e latest scientific breakthrough in body measurements. >> i lost 17.2 pounds and i lost 21 inches althe way around. it happened pret darn fast to be able tgo from a size teno a size four. >> i los22 pounds and 3 inch off my waist. the big accompshment for me is that i have a flastomach. >> ie lost 13.5 inches and i really noticed it in my hips, buttand thighs. i mean, i'm in pantsnd jeans that i haven't been in in years. >> fitness pioneer joseph pilates created his lates method in the 1920s along with rious studio machines, all designed to scul muscles longnd lean. but the wonder chair was his crowni achievement because it transformedonventional pilates into fat burning

caio pilates. >> it's innotive design was so revolutionary that it still exists even today in tens of thousands of pilatestudios world wide. but its bulkdesign heavy weight, and high cost make it almostmpossible for home use >> until celebrity pilates trainer, carroll krieff to joseph pilates' vision into the next geration with her affordable, poable, in-home total body malibu pilate chair, turning her studio by the sea into the secret fitness stination for hollywood's hottest ars. >> i've been doing pilates for 20 years. i work with celebrities who ve to get in shape really qckly and one ofhe things that i realized is that the one piece of apparus that word the best and fastest was the chair. the chair along with my exclive malibu pilates cardio workout gives my clients the results that they need ft. i wanted to make it available to everyone. >> carroll's malibu pilates workout is being hailed

as t most innovative and effective blend of pilates and aerobic exercise ever available in a homeitness program. >> joseph pilates had a dream of having people have wonder chairs their home, which is something he didn't achieve in his lifetime and carrl is achieving in our lifetime with thealibu chair. >> malibpilates classes are popping up in elitfitness clubs and gyms all across the country. it's become the personal workout routine of stars from coast to coast. and the secret that has shaped some ofhe hottest celebrity bodies. >> i truly haven't h a more full ab workout than on the malibu pilates chair. >> i havnever seen changes in my body like i've seen with this chair. it's amazing. >> iish that i could bring the malibu chair into every home that we do because i an what a perfect addition to an extremmakeover. >> malibu pilates is t new wave of easy-to-do cardio

pilates everyone can ride, gardless of your age, size or level ofitness. it lifts you off the mat and onto a comfortable workout chair, opening up a whole new world of exercise that you can't get on any oth machine. >> if i can dot anybody can do it. it got my body in the best shape it's ever been in my entire life. malibu pilates did that. >> the malibu chr is an tire home gym with dozens of exercises to target every body part. plus the malibu ten: susan lucci's ten favori body-shaping moves to fa forward our figu into a slim and sexy malibu body in minutes. >> the malibu pilates stem is so effective that we guarantee you'll lose a dresor pant size in only ten days, just like these people did. malibu pilates is the fitness secret of emmy award winning actress, san lucci. for 35 years, susan has played the role of erica kane on theaytime drama "all my children." known as daytime tv's leadg

lady, susan was recent honored with her own sr on the hollywood walk of fame. she trusts malibu pilates to keep her in the best shape of her lif >> i really want to e results qukly. the workout that i get on the malibuilates chair because it's by sculpting and because it's caro gives me tse fast results that like to see >> cominup: find out how you can try toalibu pilates chair d system for just $14.95 and we'll ship it to you absolutelyree. >> now, susan luccand malibu pilates creator carroll ieff in us on the shores of beautiful malibu california to show the increble body beautifying benefits of malibu pilates. >> now, this is the chair i have at me. i love this chair, it is so easy, it's scomfortable to use. t's show everyone. >> we'll start with the ars that women care about the st. that would be the thighs e hips, and the buns.

we're gonna go ahead and some footwork. we've got the resistance of the springs so we're actually ally woing our thighs right now. >> i love thresults of this workout because in additn to the fabulous fat burning cardio, you're working more than one muscle group at the me time. yore always stabilizing with your abs while also ning and lethening the muscles of your thighs, so you wind up with this beautil definition on your upper thighs which i think is so pretty. >> and also, just changing your foot position, you don't have to get up off the machine you cajust change your foot sition to a wider foot position, and you'll see you'reonna feel that right in the glut area as opposed to just on top of the thighs. i mean, right now we're doing body sculpting ithe really important targetreas for most women. imagine being ableo sit down in this amazing malibu pilates chair, sit down, and do an aerobic exercise at the same time that you're dng body sculpting. >> my legs are phenomena it's now the best part

of my body, i think, because i have that little definingine that young girls halfy age have. and now heret age 37 i've got these chised beautiful legs that i think people would die to have. >> i love thisxercise because it really gives you the ols to fight gravity. >> that's right, again, yore pulling your tummy up and in stabilizing with yr core for that rock solid mid section. us this exercise tones and firms your gts ght away and it lifts those buns up higher. >>h, wall want that. >> i was really amazedow the malibu chair really tightened up my bo in hi, buns, and the thighs all much tighter. inner thighs; much, much tighter. with malibu pites i lost 32 pounds. i lost eig inches off my waist i lost four inch off my hips and four inches f my lor abdomen. i definitely found my spe again. i most definely found my waist again.

you know that people have this idea that pilates is difficult and that you nd a trainer, but croll i really think that you've taken all the mystery out of thi you've reay made it so simple. >> i especially love t malibu pilates workout dvds because they are step by step and they are so easy to follow. i really wanted to make fun, fast-paced workouts that staye true to the pilates method. these are easy, body-slimmin workouts that get your heart rate up and stt burning fat to get results ijust minutes. you don'normally think of pilates as a cardiworkout, but this ones. and we're gonna prove it. we st our cameras to a hollywood fitness studio toeasure the cardio benefits of malibu pilates. each person wore a heart rate motor to see if they reached anwere able to stay in their target heart rate zone exercise physiologist, mark kly sent his team to evaluate the data to tell us i in fact malibu pilates is an efftive cardio workout. >> hips ! liftour spine up! and squeeze those buns!

squeeze, squeeze! here wgo! and-and-and pull and lift! >> it started off at lik71 and it went upo about 145. >> ias 73 and then i went up to 140. >> eight-one and i went upo 152 very quickly. >> whai was looking for s that the heart rates would be bween 130-150 beats per minute. most of these pele actually were right at 0 for a majority of the workou this particular workout haall the benefits of a typical pilates workout plus the cardiovascul aspect. so you get both faburning, strengthening, and flexibility all in one workout. >> very good. stay lifting up through the dy. i saa difference in my body and i've been doing pilates for 18 years. it's unbelievable being able to take a very expensive piece of equipment d make it affordable and effient and fast-worng.

and fun, a lot of fun. whoo! >> now hers your chance try it for yourself. >> now you can share susan lucci's workout secret to lift, firm, sculpt, and burn, and get slim and sexy malibu dy with the one a only in-home total body malibu pilates chair. the new wave of body slimming pilas everyone can ride regardless of age, size, and level of fitness. malibu pilates is so fast and effective you're guaranteed to lose at lea one dress or pants size inour first ten days or your money back. >> i'm amazed at what's happened in just the first ten days. >> ie lost 8.8 inches in ten days. >> theigh speed slimming secret is the malibu chair's winning combination adjustle spring resistance aneasy-to-do flowing cardio moves. you'll sculpt your legs, arms, bu, and thighs while target toning yo abs with every move you make.

>> but malibpilates isar more than an easy-to-use and easy-to-store revolutionary pilates chair. it's an entiren-home body slimming systethat comes complete with fun and effective dvd workout programs. >> it all starts with basics breakdown, a t minute kick start to younew workout with malibu pilates creator, carroll krieff. next, you're rea for your 20 minute malibu makeover. every dy part antriple the abs. you can go fm flab to fit in as little as 20 minutes a day, three times a week. plus you'll also recve thmalibu pilates total dream body workout. fun, fluid, fat blasng cardio moves to get your heart rate up syou can slim down for e beach in record time. and to help you reach your goals faster we'll include the malibu pilates eating guide with easy-to-make eat tasting recipes for healthful weight loss. pilates instructors pay up to $1200 for a pfessional

studiohair and you'd pay $500 a month for person training. but you won't pay $1200 not even $500. we'll send you the ente libu pilates system to try in your home for0 days for only14.95. that's rig, just $14.95. anfor a limited time we'll ship it to you absolutely free. >> and we'll even sweete the offer. call in thnext 18 minutes and we'll includthese bonuses absolutely free. the malibu ten wall cht, your easy referencfor susan's favori fat burning and body toning mov for a malibu maover in minutes. plus we'll include legenry pilates instructor mari winsor's dynamic sequencing dvd. the fast, fun, and efficient workout she designed exclusively for the malibu cir. it's free with your order. >> call now to try everything you see here for $14.95. in just ten days youe aranteed to lose at least one pant or dress size. imagine wh you can do in 30 days!

don't wait. >> you order with confidence from trusted ghy renker with a 20 year trackecord of outstanding custome satisfaction. try it for 30 days and you will sculpt your body longer leaner, and sexier. or simply return i no questions asked. >> this is your chance to get a slim and sexy malibuody, but this free shping offer only available for a limited time, so you have to a now. >> come , get up off the couch and get onto the chair the malibu pilates chair. >> this offer not available intores. call the toll free number on your screen rht now to order malibu pilates. ♪ >> i he been so amazed by the body sculpting power of malu pilates, i just had to she it with my incredibly hunky co-star from "all my children," cameron mathison. >> probably the st introduction i've ever had. thank you very much, susan. >> if you don't mind, i have

to tell a little secret to the audience about this bulous looking guy, this great guy. he's actually known affectionately around "all my children" as snaps. you know why? because they askim in "all my childrenso often to take his shirt off during a scene that the wardrobe department had to put the buttons on sns, so he can just go "poof" and take his shirt off. and that's one of the moves he makesn the ladies. >> i have to live up to the standards that i set ten years ago as a 27 year old coming on the show. malibu pilates is a way for me to get the workout that i need in such an efficient workout. so this is the abs, the legs, the butt work, and it's cardio at the same time. you can hear cameron'sreath. when he's doing it. >> oh, man, we're going. the movements really rget so quickly into your abs. it's not like, "i nder if ts is worki my abs?" 'cause it's just like wham oh, that's good. >> i caneel them tightening when you do th.

the multitasking it saves time because you're working your abs the same time you're working your as and opening up your chest. >> aolutely. at the endf a workout the malibu pilates chair, itust--i feel a little taller, i feel healthy i can do it anywhe. i can do it my house, i can do it in my dressing room. it's all in one simple package, and that's why it's just perfect for me. ♪ >> i loofor exercise programs that alloweople to feel really good about themselves. see fast results but also somethinghey can do at home. the malibu chair is streng training, it's cardiovascur, it's flexibility as well as strengthening antoning the entire core. you work all the way through the abdominals all the way around t transverse that wraps around to the lower back. so youet that really pretty sweepinback muscle. as well the upper back which becomes very defined. and the shoulders d the triceps. and that's not it. all the way down to your buttocks all the way down the swping line of theegs. all you have to do is have

a very small room in a small setting, and you get a really fantasticorkout. >> body slming pilates and easy to do fat burning cardio all in one workout. anthe results are almost too good to believe. so we wanted to remove any doubt from your mind. in order to gethe most accurate measurents possible we brought in the inteifit a state of the art full body scanning device accurate twithin one one thousandth of an inch. we scanned and weied a group of people bere ing malibu pilates and 12 weeks after. unlike a tape measure, there is no chting with the intellit. we'll let the results speak for themselves. >> i lost 17.2 pounds and i lost 21 inches all the way around between my waist, my arms, my thighs, my calves everything. with malibu pilates, you can absolutely 100 percent change your body and change your lifesle. those jeans fall o when i put theon. they don't sy up. that shirt buttons all the way up without any gapping. >> i definitely found

my shape again. i mo definitely found my waist ain. we've got one piece of equipment that's gonna target your whole body. >> carol alt is credited as being the world first real supermodel. she's graced the covers of hundreds of beauty and fitness magazines, and shs sculpting her beautiful body sleek and slender with malibu pilates. >> truthfully, when i first say the chair, i thought "what kind of workout can i get with this little malibu pilates chair?" it's literally two feet by two feet. but when i start working out on it, i wasotally amazed. i have never seen changes in my body like i have sn with this chair in just a coup months. it wasn't a workout where i said"oh, my gosh i can't do this." there are so many different ways to wk the chair and there are so many different things to do that you work your entire body basically in circuit. and you can work at your own speed which is fantast. you actually work up a swe which i didn't expecto happen. becausi expect 45 minutes on the bike you work up a eat. but when you are targeting

specif areas and you are working your body in a vy specific way, you can do more in less me. to be able to do more in less time is absolutely amazing. susan lucci's 5'1", i'm 5'10", and it doesn'tatter. it doesn't mattehow tall you ar how big you are how wide you are yore going to get a fantastic workout on this. what is better than that >> i love it. i simply love working ou on ts malibu pilates chair. i actually he seen my body narrow. my entire body has become tighter, longer, andeaner. and i don't ow of any other way do that besides the mabu pilates chair. >> now it's your turn to get a sl and sexy malibu body with the one and only, in-home tol body malibu pilates chair. >> even though it has "pilas" in the name, youon't need to know anything about pilates. it'she new wave body slimming pilates

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and then the nt day, i woke up and i'm like "oh, my gosh, i can feel every muscle in body." so i'm like, "wait that w kind of easy and i'm feeling these relts?" this is awesome. i can't think of another woout that you can get ms, legs, stomach, entire by, and cardio all in the same workout in the same amount of time. i love the fact that it's so small. i just put it on the side of my couch and it just kind of tucks away. and en as soon as i wanna usit, i just pull it out again. i noticed that my ar-- my arms are becomi more defined and my legs. and people are noticing, they're like, you know "what are you doing? wh are you doing different?" and i was like, "oh, it's just my little secret." i ink anyone who wants to be fit, who doesn't want to have too to the gym to workout, whwants the benefits of pilates in theirwn home, that's who needshe chair. >> with malibu pilates you can finily change the shape of yr body. and you will see results quickly, and it's not hard. it's easy,t's fun. >> i look grea i lost weight.

it's a big difference from the way useto be, and it's allcause malibu pilates. >> my hope would be that more people experience the amazing benefits the chair provides. >> for a those people who ask me, who stop me, who write to me, who email me anask me what do i do to stain such good shape this is truly what i do. i do malibu pilates. >> now you can share susan lucci's workout cret to lift, firm, ulpt and burn, and get a slim and sexy malibu body with the one and only in-home total body malibu pilates chair. the new wave obody slimming pilates everyone can ride, rerdless of age, size, and level of fitness. malibu pates is so st and effective you're guaranteed to lose at least one dss or pant size in your first n days or your money back. >> to have lost almost seven inches in ten days is--i really, really never thought could do that.

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arning my system, did you have any kind of rea estate expience? noat all. noat all. d what is one or two great things that you learned in the system that help you to go out there and make this kind of money a deal? well learned a lot of things, but the two most vaable things for me were learning how to do an investment deal thout actually using my own money because didn't have any money to invest. so that was really luable for me to figure out how i could do that, which i've learned wh your system. and also i've lened how to come up with budget numbers for construction 'cause i have, ain, no idea how to come up with numbers for cotruction. so i wouldhink that those were the most beneficial. so we're out her we're in the neighborhood. weave people driving by with their radios loud because we're in a real ighborhood where real als are actually happening right now. you can do this and you can do it in your backyard, in your marketple. you hearit from janie, thsystem can teach you how to be able to go out there and find theoney to do the deals and how to find and do the buet repairs to be able to fix up prorties like this so that you can go and get checks likshe just

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that's wt the first negative person ever told me. and you know what it is? you are that somebody else. if iadn't have taken that first deal, i would have never got a number one hit realy real estate sw in american, become america's number one real este mentor leader and trainer and investor, and ultimately i woul't be talking to you righnow. if i can do it yocan do it. if my students can do it u can do it. anybody can do it with the right training, but u got to call at number. we've learned how to fli our first home for $15,000. we have many others in the pipeline. we have many completed prects. and i look forward to a brig future. the education from armando covers how to find hes and buy them corctly; where to find the money; how to train your contractors anrealtors and investors. and one of the unexpted things i've gotten out of this educaon was a network of peoplthat support me to win. thank you so much armao. the techniques that you've taught us and what it' done f us, it has changed our lives tremendously.

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and asou can see from little bobby, baby got back. (laughter) (woman laughing) and cathy wants to play doctor with all t family members. (laughter) thanks for stopping by. see you next time on t... (applause) you know, i could stay here all day, but i have to announce the winner of all this. t--not the ocean the nner of a disney vacation club membership that could bring them here or hundreds of other destinations for the next half a century. i got to get ready. i'm going back to my home se.

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in my room at disney's grand californian tel & spa. what's this? "from chip and de." how about that? look at this. and it's still just full of nuts! i got to go t changed. i'll make it quick. all ghty, i am all ready and we are going to own our winner in a moment. ♪♪♪♪ (woman) because yocan... aughing) no money? (gasps) (screang) game boy! (screaming) (chi laughing) (lauter) oh, my. oh, my. oh. oh. (vibrating

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only one of them is real and u have to pick the real one, okay? here we go. first up is the real vide.. (laughter) let the butt-kicking commence, tierney. (laughs) i say nuer two... number two? boston terrier. okay. and, matt? well, i'm gonna go with t third one because i can't say congss is moving too quickly right now, so... (laughs) a-a-all right, and so--so you y two, you say three. t's see, uh, if that's the real video. (woman) i'm still recording it. i think it's nber one. number one--oh!

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in his pple ring because... why--why that one? i don't think you should have nipple rings. it's-- oh. they're kind of bizarre. okayespeciallyhat close, uh, to your remote control. ohgod. yeahwhy--why would it be there? just in case, ah. all right,et's see, uh if either of those is the real video. oh! oh! yes! (laughs) ok at that nun. she's clipping. (laughs) (cheers and applause) (laughing) (laughs) well, there isome butt-kicking going on here. okay, here's a chance for you, matt, tie it up. okay, good. the final vide is the real on.. (laughs) (laughs)

"bit in the junk" d "cuddly" don't seem to go together. but there you go. matt i'll give you the start here. ooh, okay. well, i'm gonna have to go with the cat in the rocking chair sming a pipe. why's that? 'cause i like cats. (laus) okay, all right. and, uh, tiern? i'gonna say boy bit in the junk. okay, all right. nobody--nobody fell for the, uh, woman getting her tongue stuck in a clamsll. let's see which one ishe real video. (groans) i'm amazing. (screams) (cheering) (laughing) (laughs) (laughs) wow. wow! we, well. 2 out of 3. (speaks inaubly) you were right. w, you kicked his butt.

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nebraska is the tams family. their video stars a toddler who knows his american history. it's "esidential material." s, we can! yes, we can! ye we can! (cheering) and oufinal contenders from austin, texas are chance and yoko nelson their video stars a tiny dog with a big bladder. it's "chihuahua wee-wee." (m) huh? huh? huh? still going. (cheering) okay, earlier, we went to the waldisney world resort inlorida where guests voted to determine the winner of the disney vacati club grand prize. we have the result let's

get down to it. the--i-i-d't. i don't have the envelope. i need some help from the "fab five" mayb a little magic here? mickey, come oout! minnie! nald! (cheering) plut goofy! my peeps (cheering) mickey, the envelope plse. i want to thank all of y for coming to this grandelebration. and the winner of the disney vacation club grand prize-- 50 years of vacations-- with a cice of over 500 destinations around the worl is... "birthday blowout"... (cheering) sent in by fra lopilato and family! come on over here! frk, congratulations.

oh, i don't believe this. thank you so much. give me five! yeah, here! thank you souch. you are welcome. whoooo! you are welcome. 50 years of vations. you couldn't give a grandfather a tter gift than that. all right, now you know it's 50 years of vations so stay althy. am i included? yeah, of course. wherdo you think you might want to go first, do y know? where do you want to go, mon? disney, here we come! all right! thank you. thank you very much. congtulations to our winner. i get souvenir confetti. (frank) thank you. be bac k with season number0 before you know it.